Generic teenage rant

[Peewee]

My step-mom always has something to nag about. Like a speck on the floor, something was moved and other bullshit. I don't like how she's always trying to rule the house, I sometimes just want to beat the shit out of her whenever she gives me a hard time. But I refrain myself and comply to her bitching. She may not know this, but I hate her.

Some of you may think she just does that because she cares about me, but you don't know shit about her.

[RedLuigi]

Silly grown ups, bossing people around and trying to have everything go your way is for kids!

[Peewee]

Today she said I was getting fat. But I'm not even fat.

[Steve]

Usually the easiest way to effectively insult a girl is to say she looks unappealing (fat, ugly, etc.). I'm glad you didn't fall for that shit (er, you didn't, right?). Person-that-isn't-your-friend-at-the-moment isn't a good judge of anything about you.

[RedLuigi]

Today she said I was getting fat. But I'm not even fat.

Probably means she's insecure about her own weight.

Or she just felt like being a bitch, I don't know.

[Peewee]

I fell down the stairs last night because she was knocking on the door and ringing the bell like a mad woman. I get out of bed and as I went down the first set of stairs that only has 4 steps I missed a step, slid down them and was laying there in pain. Then she opens the fucking door (WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE DONE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?) and keeps telling me if I was alright until I finally responded saying, "Yeah." All she wanted was some help with the groceries, it seemed like it was an emergency for banging on the door like there was a wild animal about to kill her. Now I have a big bruise on my hip from falling down 4 steps. I should pick her up and throw her down the fucking stairs.

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